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President Barack Obama is a Christian who prays daily, a White House official said Thursday, trying to tamp down growing doubts about the president’s religion.

Sarah, why don’t you just call the Wikileaks consumer 1-800 hotline, and speak to a representative? Maybe you’ll get one of the nice staffers like that online shoe store has, the one where you can just keep ordering shit and trying it on and sending it back forever, the UPS man just hating you so much, but the online shoe store knows you’ll eventually forget about $600 of shoes in the back of the walk-in closet you didn’t drive over to UPS, because where the fuck is UPS anyway, it’s just a truck that appears and then vanishes again, like Jesus, but full of shoes.

Gingrich argues for proving our devotion to religious liberty by taking it hostage: There should be no mosque near Ground Zero in New York so long as there are no churches or synagogues in Saudi Arabia.

The presumption that you can solve any significant problem of social justice in America by fiddling with Ivy League admissions policies is dead wrong, as is the idea that the main challenge poor people of any race face education-wise is that they might not get into an elite college.